matt " gunga din" webb
That's polite, I was going to suggest donkeyboy 
Havent you got a car to lock your keys in Del?? hehe 
Shut it Tenzing.
lol well at least they not lost in the field 
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lol well at least they not lost in the field
no thats usualy me 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
just packed all my gear. next job, ironing my skirt... KILT! KILT! i meant KILT
Going to the charity shop tomorrow to get some french looking clothes for Carly and myself 
Viva la Francais! (no really I can't take myself saying that seriously)
wbby ,i have a black waistcoat and a french beret( well, it was bought in brussels but.....) if you need to borrow,
Awww yeah that would be ace! Thanks Nige!
no probs, BUT dont lose it, its the daughters and she wears it a lot....... she will kick your ass
In which case is it likely to not fit my head, since my head is massive 
I'll have a look tomorrow, because we need to go for carly anyway.
its a large size, they are meant to be big to fit long hair under, it fits me with room to spare.
Cheers Nige, I'm sure it'll be fine
I've got a waistcoat and a "Breton" cap you can borrow Matt. The cap fits my massive head, so it should fit you as well. Also got a white, collarless "grandad" shirt if it's any use to you?
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Hehe yeah ok, what you wore at lightening? If you both could bring it along, I'm sure we could get both myself and Carly fitted-out!
Now more importantly,... baguettes, cheese and wine... hehe
white flag,,,, dont forget that.
Well I'm non-combattant / only there in a Journalist perspective, documenting the engagement for the "La Froggy Froggy Times" newspaper
the above statement may not reflect the feelings of Comrades in Arms or any of their affiliates
wbby ,i have a black waistcoat and a french beret( well, it was bought in brussels but.....)
You farb!!!! 
white flag,,,, dont forget that.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
I've a few spare beret if needed - blue/grey and various shades of grey. Bought them trying to find a colour match for the Polish Paratroops 
I cant wait for the game,
But
last weekend i ordered a stick grenade and other stuff from SOLDIER COST A FORTUNE
ive just phoned up on the 5th working day to ask where my stuff is,
i was told, "were busy, were despacthing it today"
"dont bother, just cancel it," was mr portas reply
seruoisly, how hard is it to pack 3 items and post em in 5 days, the lady on the phone, tried to make it out as my fault , saying i should have marked the order as URGENT, when it was placed a week ago 
Shower of shite if you ask me
not much use getting the stuff on wednesday AFTER the event
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
